3 Rules to Live By

Someone I don't know commented on one of my Facebook friends' pictures with this statement, which I thought was hilarious (now bear in mind, I have reddish hair and freckles, and COULD be considered "ginger", so if I can have a sense of humour, so can you!):

3 Rules I live my life by:

1) Never get a 3-year cellphone plan (You'll be sick and tired of it, not to mention the stage phones will be at in 2 years)

2) Never buy white shoes/clothing/anything! (It WILL get dirty, every time, all the time)

3) Gingers don't have souls (that goes without saying really...)